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Monday, January 6, 2014

Humor that only a Pro Nuke Shilll could love.....

From ENENEWS, I stop there thrice daily

One day a Nuclear fuel pellet assembly employee came in to work with both of his ears bandaged.
When his boss asked him what happened, he explained:
"Yesterday I was assembling a fuel rod when the phone rang
and I accidentally answered the fuel pellet container instead of the phone!"
"Well," the boss said, "that explains one ear, but what
about the other?" "They called back!"

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News on Soviet newspaper: "Last night the Chernobyl nuclear power plant has met the requirements of energy production provided by the five-year plan in just 4 microseconds".
A boy asks his grandfather, "Grandpa, is it true that in 2011 there was an accident at the Fukushima nuclear power plant?". "Yes, it is true," replied the grandfather stroking the child's head. "And it is true that there were no health consequences?». "Very true," replied the grandfather, caressing the other baby's head.

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