Combomelt put those lie to music and video, what an awesome corrographed trophy, see the bottom.
Sorry to those who actually have cancer, this might not be to entertaining when it strikes so close to reality and it's a bad reality.
I am starting a new one, the ____ one liner lies of the Cancer Cartel
- It's "your" cancer
- Its just your bad luck
- Don't worry, we are great at treating that
- Who knows what caused it
- We can use radiation to "treat" your cancer
- Those cancer hats are so stylish
- If you last 5 years, and die the next day, we consider our treatment sucessful no matter the cost no matter the pain
- Cancer is the "best" way to die (you have time to get your affairs in order)
- It can't be proven to be from Fukushima
- You didn't smile enough whilst basking in that radiation
- The CT scan is as effective as an MRI, and it's just like flying on an airplane.
- It is your fear, uncertainty, and doubt that caused your cancer.
- "Everything" causes cancer, so don't blame radiation.
- "Our Radioactive Ocean" a lie by Kenny Busseler Boy, a Woods Whore
- We can "treat it"
- Childhood Leukemia is normal and has always been around.
- Mutations and tumors just happen, don't blame radiation.
- Cancer is because people are poor, we need to hand money to the poor to prevent cancer and buy their votes (thus killing two mutated birds with one stone). http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3077314/Poor-people-s-DNA-declining-quality-say-scientists-Study-reveals-stressful-upbringings-damage-genes.html
- Babies born today got the short end of the stick from baby boomers
- from bo: Cancer is increasing because of over diagnosis
'My cancer brought us closer': Rita Wilson says relationship with husband Tom Hanks stronger than ever after double mastectomy
Sugar causes cancer (sheesh, this might be true, http://www.greenmedinfo.com/blog/research-reveals-how-sugar-causes-cancer)