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Thursday, August 6, 2020

(23) Takes On Why Our New Normal Is Really Just Like the Twilight Zone

  • • If a dude pretends to be a woman, you are required to pretend with him.
  • • Somehow it’s un-American for the census to count how many Americans are in America.
  • • Russians influencing our elections are bad, but illegals voting in our elections are good.
  • • It was cool for Joe Biden to "blackmail" the President of Ukraine, but it’s an impeachable offense if Donald Trump inquires about it.
  • • Twenty is too young to drink a beer, but eighteen is old enough to vote.
  • • People who have never owned slaves should pay slavery reparations to people who have never been slaves.
  • • Inflammatory rhetoric is outrageous, but harassing people in restaurants is virtuous.
  • • People who have never been to college should pay the debts of college students who took out huge loans for their degrees.
  • • Immigrants with tuberculosis and polio are welcome, but you’d better be able to prove your dog is vaccinated.
  • • Irish doctors and German engineers who want to immigrate must go through a rigorous vetting process, but any illiterate gang-bangers who jump the southern fence are welcome.
  • • $5 billion for border security is too expensive, but $1.5 trillion for “free” health care is not.
  • • If you cheat to get into college you go to prison, but if you cheat to get into the country you go to college for free.
  • • People who say there is no such thing as gender are demanding a female President.
  • • We see other countries going Socialist and collapsing, but it seems like a great plan to us.
  • • Some people are held responsible for things that happened before they were born, and other people are not held responsible for what they are doing right now.
  • • Criminals are catch-and-released to hurt more people, but stopping them is bad because it's a violation of THEIR rights.
  • • And pointing out all this hypocrisy somehow makes us "racists"?!
  • Cops are bad unless you need one.
  • We need ID to buy cigarettes but requiring ID to vote is suppression.
  • You pay people an extra $600 a week to stay home from their jobs but not willing to pay anything for them to go back to work.
  • You are letting dangerous criminals out of jail because of a virus and putting people in jail because they might get the virus.
  •  Basically, everything is an inversion, upside down clown world because that is how Alinksy-ites and Satanists roll.
  • A person can change their gender based on their say-so but a person who made a callous comment on social media ten years ago needs to be defined by that comment forever.
  • Contagious sick people belong in nursing homes; not hospitals.
  • Amazon and Wal-Mart can stay open while home business must shutter
  • The people supporting Digital ID are the same people opposing Voter ID

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